Wherein lies the secret to our patented 3-Sigma protocol? It's simple: we've taken the tried-and-true methods of our competitors, added a dash of madness, and voilà! The result is a decisioning method that's as unorthodox as it is effective.
But wait, there's more! Our team of experts (okay, it's just Bob from accounting) has crafted a special 5-Omega protocol, a meta-approach that's sure to make your competitors question their life choices.
Don't believe the haters, folks. Our 3-Sigma approach is the real deal. Ask our satisfied clients (okay, we haven't actually had any clients yet, but we're working on it)