Decisioning Methods - Choose A Number

Are you tired of making decisions based on arbitrary factors? Do you struggle to choose between two equally unremarkable options? Welcome to Decisioning Methods, where we've distilled the ancient art of choosing a number down to a simple, yet elegant process.

Here are our three patented decisioning methods:

1. Random Number Generator 2. Most Likely To Get Ignored 3. Weighted Average Of Sorts

Which one will you choose? The fate of your decision hangs in the balance...