Are you tired of getting vague, useless answers from your crystal ball? Do you struggle to understand the cryptic messages scrawled across the orb's surface? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to bad readings!
Here, we'll cover the essential techniques for extracting maximum confusion from your crystal ball's output.
Step 1: Assume the ball is always right.
Step 2: Ignore any contradictory evidence.
Step 3: Add your own personal narrative to the reading.
Example: "The ball says 'BANANAS' but that clearly means 'I'm going to get a new job'."
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