Are you tired of making decisions without any real insight? Do you find yourself staring into a void of uncertainty, wondering what the future holds? Fear not, dear seeker of truth, for we have just the tool for you!
Introducing the Crystal Ball of Despondent Wisdom! This ancient artifact has been used for centuries to gain clarity on even the most pressing of issues. Simply gaze into its depths, and the answers will reveal themselves.
But be warned: the Crystal Ball is not a substitute for actual thought or effort. Use it in moderation, lest you fall prey to the dangers of wishful thinking.
So, what do you want to know, brave adventurer? Shall we consult the Crystal Ball for:
Or maybe you'd rather just stare into the abyss that is the Crystal Ball's void? That's fine too.