Decisioning Methods FAQ

1. How do I make decisions that won't ruin my life?

Follow our patented 7-step process:

1. Flip a coin
2. Close your eyes and hope for the best
3. Call your mom
4. Consult with a trusted friend (who will tell you what they think you want to hear)
5. Roll for initiative
6. Make a random choice
7. Repeat steps 1-5 until you get the result you like

Advanced Coin Flipping Techniques

2. What are the consequences of making bad decisions?