Throwing Hands In The Air Pollution: A Study in Futility

Are you tired of being a contributing factor to the growing problem of air pollution? Do you find yourself throwing your hands in the air with abandon, releasing a cloud of despair into the atmosphere? Look no further! We've put together a comprehensive guide on how to reduce your hand-throwing impact on the environment.

According to our research, throwing hands in the air is responsible for 3.72% of all air pollution. That's right, folks, you're a key player in the fight for clean air!

To help mitigate this issue, we recommend:

• Throw your hands in the air at the beach! It's a natural, oceanic way to disperse your despair.
• Or, if you're feeling particularly aquatic, try throwing your hands in the air underwater. The water will absorb your despair, leaving the air clean and clear!
• For the truly adventurous, try throwing your hands in the air in space. The lack of atmosphere will make it a truly liberating experience!