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Deciding to Listen to Your Brain

When your brain tells you to do something, you should probably do it. Unless it's suggesting you wear a neon pink jumpsuit to a wedding, because let's be real, that's a bad idea.

Proven Theories

Here are some theories that support listening to your brain:

When in doubt, trust the voice that has been in your head for 20+ years.
Your brain is like that one friend who always knows what's best for you, even if you don't.

Unproven Theories

We're not entirely sure these are real, but they sound plausible:

Your brain is secretly training for some kind of existential crisis apocalypse, so do what it says.
It's trying to tell you to eat more Cheetos, but don't worry, that's just a glitch.

Stay tuned for more Decisioning Theories!