Chapter 1.5: Pleased to Meet You, Everyone!

Are you tired of being confused about everything? Do you find yourself constantly second-guessing every decision? Well, buckle up, friend, because we've got just the thing for you! Welcome to "Decisioning Theories: A Guide for the Utterly Confused," where we're about to blow your mind with the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly bewildering decisioning theories you've ever encountered.

But wait, there's more! In this chapter, we'll be exploring the art of pleasing everyone, which, as we all know, is the ultimate goal of any self-respecting decision-maker. After all, who needs personal opinions or actual feelings when you can just... please everyone? It's a decisioning theory that's sure to please even the most discerning of critics (or so we've been told).

Pleasing Everyone with False Choices is the first step on this merry path, so click on over and let's get this decision party started!