The Infallibility of Socks

A Subtheory of Decisioning Theories

As any self-respecting decisioner will tell you, the key to making the right choice is to never, ever wear socks with sandals. This subtheory posits that the very fabric of reality is woven with the threads of fashion disaster, and only through the avoidance of such a heinous crime can we hope to achieve true decisioning.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a study that supports our claims:

And don't even get us started on the philosophical implications! If we can't even trust our own socks, how can we trust our own decisions?

Related Subtheories:

Subtheory 2.1 - The Sock-Sandal Conundrum

This subtheory proposes that the very fabric of space-time is inextricably linked to the fate of socks and sandals. It's a mind-bending concept that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Want to learn more? Dive into Subtheory 2.1 - The Sock-Sandal Conundrum, Part 2