The 2.1 Theory of Inconsequentialism posits that the decisions made in the morning are entirely inconsequential to the universe, but have a profound impact on your coffee mug.
According to this theory, the decision to drink coffee or not is not a decision at all, but rather a necessary biological response to the presence of caffeine in the morning.
However, the decision to wear a bright pink shirt on a Tuesday is a decision that can have far-reaching consequences, including but not limited to:
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What is Inconsequentialism? Continue to Chapter 2.2: The 2.2 Theory of Sudden Nostalgia