Introduction

Are you tired of making good decisions? Do you yearn for the thrill of the unknown, the agony of the unwise? Look no further than Algorithmic Choices, the ultimate guide to making terrible decisions.

Our team of expert decision engineers have crafted a series of algorithms designed to lead you down the path of destruction, one poor choice at a time.

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• Binary Choice
• Multi-Choice
• Weighted Choice

How to Make Binary Choices

It's simple: you have two options, and you must choose one. But what if I told you that there's an algorithm for this?

Here's how it works:

1. Flip a coin.
2. Look at the outcome.
3. Choose the winner.

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• Coin Flipping Techniques
• Algorithmic Coin Flipping

How to Make Multi-Choices

It's even simpler than binary choice: you have more than two options, and you must choose one of them. But what if I told you that there's an algorithm for this?

Here's how it works:

1. Write a long list of options.
2. Cross off the ones that don't matter.
3. Flip a coin.
4. Close your eyes and point.

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• Multiple Coins
• Weighted Coins

How to Make Weighted Choices

It's like the old saying goes: "If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, and fail some more, but with a different set of options."

Here's how it works:

1. Weigh the options.
2. Assign weights.
3. Flip a coin.
4. Close your eyes and point.

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• Weighted Coins for Dummies
• Weighted Choice Calculator