Decision By Committee: The Art of Collective Indecision

Welcome to Decision By Committee, where the phrase "groupthink" takes on a whole new meaning. In this sacred institution, we've taken the age-old process of decision-making and turned it into a contact sport.

Meet our illustrious members: Bob, the guy who always says no; Carol, the person who's always yes-ing everything; and Dave, the silent one who just eats a sandwich in the corner.

Our process is simple: Bob, Carol, and Dave (and whoever else joins the party) come together to decide, well, everything. Want to know what to eat for lunch? We've got a committee for that. Need to choose a movie night theme? We've got a committee for that too.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Committee Member Bios to learn more about the brave individuals who make up our esteemed group.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Decision Log to see just how many times we've changed our minds in one sitting.

And don't forget to follow us on Twitter for the latest on all things Decision By Committee!

Or, if you're not feeling well, visit our Committee Medicine for some good ol' fashioned bureaucratic red tape.

But wait, there's more! Our Committee Tours will take you on a behind-the-scenes look at our decision-making process in action!

So, what do you say we get together and make some decisions? Or, you know, just go home and watch Netflix.

© Decision By Committee, where the only thing we're good at is making things worse.

Note: The above HTML code serves as the response to the "/subpages/decisioning-theories/decision-by-committee" request. The content is meant to be humorous and satirical, and the links provided lead to fictional subpages that could be created in the same vein.