Decisioning 101: The Art of Not Making a Decision
Welcome, decision-making novice. In this esteemed course, you will learn the art of making no decisions at all.
By choosing to not choose, you will unlock the secrets of the universe, find the meaning of life, and discover the hidden power of procrastination.
Lesson 1-1: The Power of Delaying the Inevitable
Explore Paralysis by Analysis, the ultimate decisioning technique.
Lesson 1-2: The Joy of Multitasking, or How to Do Nothing at Once
Master the art of doing multiple things simultaneously while accomplishing nothing.
Lesson 1-3: The Ancient Art of 'Meh', or How to Not Care