Elimination Theory: Pressing the Mute Button

Because Sometimes You Just Need to Shut It Down

Are you tired of all the drama, the angst, and the constant "I'm not listening, you're wrong" vibes?

Look no further than the art of pressing the mute button. It's the ultimate decisioning tool for when someone just won't stop talking.

• Why It Hurts
• When to Press It
• Advanced Mute Techniques

Don't let someone else's noise ruin your day. Press the mute button and regain control. It's the ultimate form of self-care.

Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge you.