Advanced Mute Techniques
When all else fails, and you're still stuck with someone who won't stop talking, it's time to bring out the big guns: Advanced Mute Techniques.
Silence by Inattention: Pretend you're fascinated by the wallpaper. Study it intensely, muttering to yourself about the intricate patterns.
Learn more about Technique 1: The Pretzel Method
Technique 1.5: The Pretzel Method 2.0
Remember, a good Muteologist always stays one step ahead of their subject.
© Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Muteologist, 2010
Note: The techniques listed on this site are for educational purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques without proper training and certification from the International Association of Muteologists.