Justifyin' 4 Realz: The Art of Saying "Yes" to Everything

Justifyin' 4 Realz is the art of finding a reason, any reason, to do just about anything. Whether it's eating that last cookie, taking a three-hour nap in the middle of the day, or buying a timeshare in a parallel universe, we've got you covered.

• Techniques for Sayin' Yes
• Justifying to Robots
• Justifying to Your Significant Other

1. Step 1: Find a Reason
2. Step 2: Repeat the Reason
3. Step 3: Believe It, Even If You Don't

		Justifyin' 4 Realz Algorithm:
			1. Find a reason.
			2. Repeat the reason.
			3. Repeat the reason until it becomes truth.