Grandfather Clock Theory

The Grandfather Clock Theory states that the optimal time-traveling speed is equal to the speed of a grandfather clock's second hand, which is 1/2 seconds per second.

According to this theory, any decision made while traveling at this speed will be twice as good, but only on Tuesdays.

However, beware: excessive time-traveling at this speed may result in irreversible paradoxes, such as:

• Time-traveling back to before your birth to give your parents a wedgie.
• Getting stuck in a time loop with your cat.

So, approach with caution.

Pivot Strategies

Pivot 1: The 2nd Hand Shift

Pivot 2: The Hourglass Hack

Pivot 3: The Minute Mover