According to our patented research, the Eternal Rebooting Theory states that time is not only relative, but also a mere suggestion.
In a shocking turn of events, the universe has decided to reboot itself every 42.7 seconds, resetting all matter and energy to a state of perfect chaos.
This has led to the creation of an infinite number of parallel universes, each with their own version of reality. But don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds.
We've created a flowchart to help you visualize the Eternal Rebooting Theory:
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