Quantum Entanglement

Wherein lies the mystery of entangled particles, forever bound to one another, like two peas in a pod, or two nerds at a comic book convention?

According to the Many Worlds Interpretation, every time a particle gets its spinประกalled, it creates a new universe where its spin is not called, and another where its spin is not called, and another where its spin is called but nobody notices, and another where the particle just really likes being called.

But what happens when you try to measure entanglement? Does the universe just shrug and say "meh"? Or does it break into a thousand tiny, identical universes, each with its own measurement, but only one with a really cool mustache?

Some say it's just a bunch of math, but I say it's a bunch of math with attitude. Like a mathy, entangly, quantum-tinged, "I'm a rebel, just like my particle" kind of math.

Thanks for reading this totally-not-made-up, completely-not-scientific explanation of quantum entanglement! If you're still confused, don't worry, you're not alone. Just go read some real science books, or watch some YouTube videos, or just stare at a wall. That usually clears things up.