Option Overload: A Guide to Making the Wrong Choice

Are you tired of making decisions that don't suck? Do you want to learn how to choose between options that are all equally terrible? Look no further! This guide is here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of Option Overload.

From the classic "which socks to wear?" dilemma to the existential "what to eat for breakfast?" crisis, we've got you covered. Our experts have carefully curated a selection of suboptimal choices for you to deliberate over.

Chapter 1: The Sock Saga

When faced with the age-old question of which socks to wear, do you:

Chapter 2: The Breakfast Conundrum

But wait, there's more! The breakfast options are endless and equally underwhelming. Do you:

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.