Paradox Theory

Welcome to the Paradox Theory, where the fabric of time is stretched to its limits. This is not a theory, per se, but more of a guideline for time traveling by accident.

• Make a wish upon a star, but don't blink!
• Stare intensely at a mirror in the dead of night. Results not guaranteed.
• Take a shortcut through a wormhole in the laundry room.

• Warning: Side effects may include:
• Spontaneous combustion of socks.
• Loss of all sense of direction.
• Unexplained cravings for nachos.

For more information, see our subpage on Time Traveling Hazards.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Temporal Reboot.