According to our research, Quantum Leap is not just a TV show, but a fundamental law of the universe.
It states that at any given moment, you can make a choice that defies all logic and probability. A choice so bold, so reckless, so utterly bewildering that it will inevitably alter the fabric of reality.
But be warned: Quantum Leap is not a crutch for the faint of heart. It's a double-edged sword that cuts both ways, leaving a trail of confusion and chaos in its wake.
Still, we think it's worth the risk. Because, let's be real, who needs boring, predictable outcomes when you can have Quantum Superposition?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try The Theory of Anything.
Just don't say we didn't warn you.