Quantum Erasability Theory: Because Who Needs Consistency, Anyway?
In a world where the very fabric of reality is constantly shifting, it's not just the laws of physics that are up for debate. We're talking about a theory that says even our favorite snacks are subject to change. Like, what was once a delicious slice of pizza is now a sad, congealed brick. Or that the meaning of life is no longer "42" but actually "42.5" because, let's be real, who's counting?
Read more about the Paradoxical Snack TheoremThe Quantum Erasability Theory states that in a universe of infinite possibility, even the most seemingly solid laws are subject to interpretation. And by interpretation, we mean complete and utter disregard.