According to our completely-not-made-up theory, quantum fluctuations are the real reason for all the weird things that happen in the universe.
Like that one time your cat knocked over a vase. Or the time you spilled coffee on your shirt. Or the time the toaster caught on fire. All of these events are evidence that the universe is just really, really bad at being stable.
Our research suggests that every time you sneeze, the universe creates a new dimension where everything is just a little bit different. And every time you eat a donut, you create a miniature black hole that warps the fabric of space-time.
We're working on a theory that explains how Schrödinger's cat is actually just a representation of the universe's own decision paralysis.
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We're convinced that in every reality, the universe is just trying to make a really bad decision. Like, have you ever seen a cat try to catch a laser pointer? Same thing.
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