Welcome to the most regrettable decision-making tool for vegetarians!
Are you unsure whether you should go for the veggie patty or the meat patty? Do you want to live in eternal torment of dietary indecision? Then the Veggie-Patty-Fallacy is for you!
Explore the Bacon-Blast-Fallacy to see if you can stomach the thought of bacon
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Krill-Krill-Krill-Fallacy for a taste of seafood-induced existential dread
Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). But seriously, just go for the veggie patty, it's better for you, trust us.
More Quantum Regretful Options are available here, but don't say we didn't warn you...