The theory of simple fashion is a paradox. On one hand, the most stylish people are the ones who look the most effortless. On the other hand, looking effortless is often the result of years of careful planning and attention to detail.
This subpage will attempt to explain this paradox, one outfit at a time. Read about the theory of jeans.
Explore the theory of accessories.According to the Jeans Theory, the most stylish person is the one with the perfect balance between ripped and unripped. Too ripped, and it's just lazy. Too unripped, and it's just boring.
The key to mastering the Jeans Theory is to have exactly 5% ripage. Anything more or less, and you risk being judged by the fashion gods.
The Accessory Theory states that the right accessory can make or break an outfit. A poorly chosen belt can make a good shirt look terrible. A well-chosen belt, on the other hand, can make a good shirt look great.
The key to mastering the Accessory Theory is to balance the 3 F's: Form, Function, and Flashy-ness.
Discover the Shoe Theory.The Shoe Theory is simple: the best shoes are the ones that make a statement. Not just any statement, but one that says "I'm trying too hard" or "I have no taste."
The key to mastering the Shoe Theory is to choose shoes that are at least 3 times as expensive as your outfit.
Welcome to Decisioning Theories. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of fashion, one theory at a time.
Learn about the Author Theory, which states that the best fashion advice comes from someone who has never had a fashion disaster.