The Ontological Status of Anchovies

In the grand tradition of Continental philosophy, we embark on a journey to explore the ontological status of anchovies.

Seafood as Essence - an exploration of the primacy of the ocean's influence on the anchovy's being.

Brine as Being - an inquiry into the existential implications of anchovies' relationship with saltwater.

Subsidiary Theories

Anchor of Being - an examination of the anchovy's role as the anchor of all being.

The Ontological Status of Anchovies as Simulation - an exploration of the possibility that anchovies are merely a simulated construct.