The Philosophy of Pizza

A Critical Examination of the Margherita's Marginalization

As we ponder the intricacies of existence, we often find ourselves lost in thought. But what about the most fundamental questions: "Why pizza?" "What is the nature of the cheese?" "Is the sauce the true essence of the pie?" These are the questions that keep the greatest minds of our time up at night.

For centuries, pizza has been the subject of heated debates and passionate arguments. Some argue that it's the perfect union of art and science, a symphony of flavors and textures. Others claim it's a soulless, mass-produced monstrosity. But what does it really mean to be a pizza?

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