The Sicilian: A Pizza of Unyielding Certainty

In the grand tradition of ontological arguments, the Sicilian presents a paradoxical pizza that challenges the very fabric of reality.

Consider the following:

• It is a pizza.
• Therefore, it is a pizza.
• Therefore, it is a real pizza.

This is the Sicilian's argument for its own reality. It is a pizza of unyielding certainty, a culinary koan that defies all doubt and skepticism.

But is it not, perhaps, just a pizza? Is it not a fleeting, ephemeral construct of our collective imagination?

No, no, my friend, for the Sicilian is not just any pizza. It is The Pizza, the very embodiment of the Pizza Ideal.

And if you do not believe it, well, you are simply in doubt.

The Sicilian: A Pizza of Unyielding Certainty

It is a pizza.
Therefore, it is a pizza.
Therefore, it is a real pizza.

— The Sicilian