Where the only thing we're certain of is that we're not certain of anything.
1. The Uncertainty Principle: If at first you don't see it, you can always pretend you did, but probably you didn't.
2. The Principle of Limited Information: We can never have all the information, so we'll just make something up.
3. The Principle of Occam's Razor (sort of): The simplest explanation is the one that's not true, but sounds vaguely plausible.
Stay uncertain, stay confused, stay in our lovely void of doubt!