It's a classic problem: you're faced with the choice between two things, but your gut says no to both.
Don't worry, friend, this is not a crisis. In fact, it's just the beginning of a beautiful, existential journey.
Consider the following sub-pages for further exploration:
What to Do When Your Gut Says No to Everything | The Gut Says No to Nothing Paradox | Consulting Your Gut in a Crisis
Disclaimer: the views expressed on this website are entirely fictional and may not reflect real-world decision-making strategies.