Are you tired of making boring, human decisions? Do you want to tap into the infinite wisdom of a computer program? Look no further than our Algorithmic Decisioning with Survey tool!
Our patented (not really) process involves asking a series of questions, and then... more questions. And then some more questions. It's like a never-ending survey of existential dread!
But wait, there's more! Our algorithm will then use its vast, uncaring digital mind to generate a decision for you. Because who needs personal freedom, anyway?
And then... more questions.
And then, the final question...
Click submit, and our algorithm will generate a decision for you. Or, you know, just pretend it didn't happen.
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