Step 2: Ignore the Data

In this crucial step, we will deliberately disregard all relevant information to make the most informed decision possible. It's a delicate art, really.

Proceed with reckless abandon to Step 3, where we will make it up as we go. Go back to Step 1, where we will pretend to care about the data. Or, for the sake of novelty, visit our Alternative Path, where we will make decisions based on the whims of a Magic 8 Ball.