Paralyzed by Analysis

A condition where the sufferer's brain is so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of options available, they can't make a decision, and thus cannot make a decision about making a decision, and so on.

Symptoms:

• Inability to make a choice between 2 identical options
• Spending 4+ hours comparing the pros and cons of a single decision
• Developing a comprehensive decision-making matrix that includes 17+ variables