Year Two: The Cat Lady
By this point, you've got the cat lady thing down.
You've got the scratching post, the cat tower, and the cat bed.
You've even got a cat lady hat to match your cat lady aesthetic.
But, have you considered the cat lady existential crisis that awaits you in the second year?
Will your cat still be cute and fluffy, or will it have turned into a slobbering furball?
Will you still be able to afford cat lady things, or will you be forced to live off of cat food and dreams?
Decide wisely, human. The fate of your social life, your bank account, and your sanity hangs in the balance.