Should I Learn to Code?

A Guide to Making the Most Epic Decision Ever Made

Are you tired of living in a world where your toaster and your TV are the only things that understand you? Do you dream of being able to create your own video games, write your own novels, and design your own toaster firmware? Then learn to code, mortal!

Here are some points to consider:

• Will you be able to make a decent income while living on ramen noodles and playing video games 24/7? Read more about the ramen noodle economics of coding
• Are you prepared to spend hours debugging your own mistakes? Learn how to love the thrill of the debug
• Can you handle the existential dread of realizing that your code is actually worse than your cat's art project? Explore the depths of coding despair

So, what will it be? Will you join the ranks of the coding elite, or will you stick to your day job and pretend to be an adult?