Welcome to Decisions 1038-2, where the only decision you'll ever make is not to decide.
Here's a table of all the things you could do, but probably won't:
| Option | Consequences | Probability of Choosing | Why Not To Bother? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Learn to play the harmonica | Develop a strong sense of self | 2% | Who needs self-awareness, anyway? |
| Start a petting zoo | Get eaten alive by raccoons | 0.01% | Raccoons are overrated |
| Run for mayor | Get sued for embezzlement | 0.001% | Who needs public trust, anyway? |
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