DECISIONS

Decision 1038-9: The Great Taco Tussle

Background:

After months of deliberation, the council of elders has finally made a ruling on the age-old taco dispute. It has been decided that the correct way to hold a taco is with the point of the corn tortilla facing upwards.

Ruling:

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all tacos must be held with the point of the corn tortilla facing upwards. Any deviations from this ruling will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to: public shaming, taco withdrawal, and forced watching of The Great Taco Debacle documentary.

Subpages:

For more information on the Great Taco Tussle, visit:

• Taco Rolling
• Taco Shaming