Decision #12: "Should I really eat that whole pizza by myself?"

It's 3am and your ex's telemarketer is calling you, again. Do you really need the stress of waking up to a 3am call from someone who's only purpose is to guilt trip you into buying a timeshare or signing up for a free trial of a monthly subscription service you'll never use?

Or do you just let it go to voicemail and pretend you're not home? Maybe it's just the universe's way of telling you to take a break and reevaluate your life choices.

Decisions, decisions. Maybe it's time to reexamine your life's purpose? Or just go to bed and deal with it later.

Either way, it's not like you have to do anything about it, right? Like, who needs sleep, really.