Flowchart for Making Life-Changing Decisions

• Do I really need to eat that whole pizza by myself?
  • Yes, I'm a grown adult, I can handle it
  • No, I'll just share it with the neighbors (and their kids)
• Should I really invest in that get-rich-quick scheme?
  • Yes, because who needs a 401k, right?
  • No, because it's just too good to be true (and it probably is)
• Is it really worth it to learn how to play the harmonica?
  • Yes, because who needs friends when you have a good solo?
  • No, because I'll just stick with my accordion