Plaid Pants Forensic Analysis | 2022-03-03
Our team of expert investigators has analyzed the 2022-03-03 plaid pants incident and uncovered some shocking evidence.
- Unsettlingly high contrast between bright pink and lime green threads.
- Visible signs of wear and tear, including but not limited to: missing buttons, frayed seams, and mysterious stains.
- Expertly crafted, yet somehow amateurish pattern of plaid design.
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