Decision 2024/3 - The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

March 15th, 2024: The Sock Puppet Revolution

After months of secretly manipulating world events from the shadows, the Sock Puppet Uprising finally broke out in a burst of fluffy, fuzzy fury.

Key Players:

• Baron von Sockpocket - The mastermind behind the uprising, known for his cunning and his impressive collection of argyles.
• General Sock Puppet - The military leader of the uprising, feared for his ability to tie his socks in intricate knots.
• Professor Sockweaver - The scientist who created the mind-controlling sock raygun that allowed the puppets to coordinate their attacks.

Major Events:

• The Great Sock Heist - Sock Puppet forces stole the world's supply of argyles, holding them for ransom.
• The Sock Puppet Uprising's First Battle - The puppets clashed with the world's military in a series of brutal and hilarious battles.
• The Sock Puppet Uprising's Second Battle - The puppets, armed with an arsenal of rubber bands and mismatched socks, launched a surprise attack on the world's capital city.