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3. The Orientation Override

In this, the final chapter of "The Ultimate Guide to Not Being an Adult," we're going to talk about something really, really important: the art of overriding your parents' will. Because let's be real, who needs a boring old will when you can have a fancy, high-stakes game of cat-and-mouse with your family?

Here are the basic steps:

  1. 1. Find a lawyer who's also a skilled ninja. They'll be able to sneak past your family's defenses.
  2. 2. Craft a will that's as convoluted as a Rube Goldberg machine. The more twists and turns, the better!
  3. 3. Leave out some juicy loopholes for your loved ones to fight over.
  4. 4. Make sure to include a few 'escape clauses' for when things get too real.

And that's it! Now, go forth and override your parents' wills with reckless abandon. Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge you.

4. The Estate of Mind

2. The Estate of the Body