The Neo-Blob's architecture is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma. It's a labyrinthine mess of pipes and wires, a testament to the ingenuity of our chief engineer, Bjarne R.
At its core, the Neo-Blob is a sentient, self-reconfiguring entity, its structure morphing and adapting to the whims of its users.
But don't let that scare you – the Neo-Blob's got a heart of gold, and its 17,000 servers are always ready to serve up a plate of digital goodness.
Want to see the blueprints? Click here for a detailed, utterly confusing tour of our internal infrastructure.