The Radiation Roast Beans Conundrum

Decision 1: Should you risk it all for a taste of our signature radiation-fried beans?

Our beans are grown in the shadow of the old nuclear power plant, where the radiation is strong and the flavor is bold.

But be warned: our beans may alter your DNA, cause your hair to fall out, or worse.

So, will you:

• A) Taste the Fate
• B) Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
• C) Bury It Deep and Pray for the Morning After

Choose wisely, friend.

Sponsor a Bucket of Our Famous Radiation Roast Beans and support local radiation-farming initiatives.