The Uncertainty Principle is a fundamental concept in quantum mechanics that states a cat is both alive and dead at the same time, unless it's not. In this case, it's just a really confused bag.
Try putting a few screws in the wrong places. See how long it takes for the bag to start questioning its own existence.
Learn more about The Quantum Leak, where the laws of physics go up in flames
Introduce some Schrödinger's cat into the mix. See if it helps clarify anything.
Explore The Cat Paradox, where the bag is both alive and not alive at the same time