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Bag Hacks
For when you just can't get that pesky stain out of your favorite Atomic Bag.
- Use the Atomic Bag Cleaning Solution: a 99% effective way to remove 99% of stains.
- Try the Atomic Bag Spin Cycle: a 100% chance of getting it out, 0% chance of actually doing the dishes.
- Consult a professional: someone who's spent years perfecting the art of stain removal.
What It's Not
A list of things that are not, in fact, Atomic Bags.
- Toilets
- Trash cans
- That one time you accidentally left your dirty socks on the floor for 3 days
Why Should I Care?
Because, let's face it, you really should.
Why? Because you're an Adult. Because you're an Adult with an Atomic Bag. Because you're an Adult with an Atomic Bag and you really should just get the stains out.