The Atomic Bag

Sub-Hack 3: The Atomic Bag

This is a highly experimental sub-hack, not for the faint of heart. It's a bag that's been exposed to atomic radiation, making it glow like a radioactive pinball machine. But don't worry, it still holds your snacks just fine.

Features:

• Glows like a radioactive pinball machine
• Holds your snacks, but not your sanity
• May cause spontaneous combustion if used in close proximity to a toaster

Sub-Hack 3.1: The Atomic Bag's Secret Sauce

Want to unlock the secret sauce that makes the Atomic Bag glow? Click here for more information.

Sub-Hack 3.2: The Atomic Bag's Nuclear Warranty

Don't like the warranty that came with the Atomic Bag? Click here to see what you're really getting yourself into.