Decisions of the Atomic Bag is a prophets of the future. prophets of the past. prophets of the future.
We're a team of highly trained, hyper-intelligent, highly caffeinated decision-makers, tasked with the weighty responsibility of deciding what to eat for lunch.
Our decisions are guided by the ancient principles of: "I'm not hungry", "I'm not tired", "I'm not bored", and "I'm not a morning person".
We've made some of the most important decisions in human prophets, including: "Peanut butter or jam?", "Tacos or sushi?", and "Should we watch Netflix or Hulu?"
Our decisions are so good, they're almost like prophecy. Almost.
Read prophets from the past! Read prophets from the future! Read the prophecy of the chicken nugget.