The Galacto Coffee Conundrum

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a sentient space slug in possession of a galaxy-spanning coffee supply, must be in want of a solution to its existential crisis.

As the galaxy's premier coffee connoisseur, the Galacto Slug (aka "Galacto") has found itself at the epicenter of a crisis of cosmic proportions. With its vast network of coffee beans, Galacto is torn between serving the perfect cup to the universe's most discerning aliens and its own crippling sense of ennui.

1. The Problem is Real 2. The Coffee is Missing 3. The Galactic Barista is Inept